I just made myself sad.
Right in the feels
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
have you ever just
stopped whatever you were doing
to look at an english word and
“you look like a fake word”
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders
LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it